A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for it, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he turned to the centipede in the box.

"Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, so he waited a few minutes and decided to try again.

"How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

Again, no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, pondering the situation. He decided to invite the centipede one last time. He put his face smack up against the centipede's house.

"Hey, in there!” he yelled. “Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?!?"

This time, a little voice hollered from the box.

"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! I'M PUTTING MY SHOES ON!"