The Very Model of a Modern Trinitarian

Don’t miss Fr. Ken McClure’s hilariously brilliant Trinitarian take on Gilbert and Sullivan’s famous ‘patter song’, I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General!

The single guy, the centipede, and the church service

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for it, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he turned to the centipede in the box.

"Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, so he waited a few minutes and decided to try again.

"How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

Again, no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, pondering the situation. He decided to invite the centipede one last time. He put his face smack up against the centipede's house.

"Hey, in there!” he yelled. “Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?!?"

This time, a little voice hollered from the box.

"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! I'M PUTTING MY SHOES ON!"

“A merry heart (laughter) does good like a medicine.
But a broken spirit dries the bones.” (Prov. 17:22)

For the Church to live and thrive, it must get closer to the risen Christ!

(Based on a recent Anglican Journal article)

“The church has always—Christians, I’m not using ‘church’ as an institution, necessarily—the church has always been strongest the closer it has been to Jesus of Nazareth and his actual teachings and his spirit,” said Bishop Michael Curry recently in an interview with Joelle Kidd of the Anglican Journal. “It has tended to be weakest, frankly, the more aligned it is with the status quo in the actual society.”

The 27th and current presiding bishop of the U.S.-based Episcopal Church, Bishop Curry came to international attention last year when he preached at the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. In a wide-ranging discussion with the Journal while attending the meeting of General Synod in Vancouver, he spoke about the health of the church, cross-border church relationships and his post-royal wedding fame.

“If we are about preserving ourselves as an institution, and our institutional structures, then we are at the mercy of the cultural forces around us,” the engaging, animated bishop shared. “If we are about following the risen Christ, this Jesus of Nazareth, and making our witness in the world, then we will figure out how to navigate with maybe less money or fewer people. We will figure out how to navigate if we have more money and more people. That won’t matter. What will matter is the closer we are to this Jesus of Nazareth, and following his actual teachings—not just the idea of it, but his real teachings.”

“ … when our consciousness of being Christian is dependent on our institutional forms, then we’ve missed the point,” he went on. “We’ve substituted the outward form for the inward reality—and it’s the inward reality that endured.

Episcopal Church Presiding Bishop Michael Curry speaks at the church's 79th General Convention in 2018. Photo: Asher Imtiaz /The Living Church

“There’s a collect that prays that we ‘hold fast to things eternal, even as we pass through things temporary.’ That is what we must do.”

And what about his new-found notoriety? Do more people notice and approach him now?

“That does happen,” he admitted. “The nice thing is, it has opened up conversations with people—conversations about real stuff.”

You can read the interview, edited for length, at the Anglican Journal site here.

‘St. William’—aka church pillar Bill Gliddon—turns 80!

[Aug. 11] A standing ovation for beloved about-to-be 80 years young Bill Gliddon concluded a joint St. George’s/St. Margaret’s Sunday service to honour not only Bill’s 57 years as choir director, but his role as a pillar of the community. The congregation then adjourned to the outdoors for the birthday celebrations, joined by many others he has touched over the years in thousands of ways.

Bill with one of the young Wisos [image thanks to the Highlander]

Born and raised in Haliburton, Bill left briefly to study music, then returned to teach music locally. He continues to live in the very house he grew up in.

When the Anglican church needed a church organist, he took on the job—even though he has, he says, never taken an organ lesson in his life!

To quote from the Highlander’s article on the celebration:

Through his work with the church, Gliddon has forged hundreds of connections with people. Rev. Ken McClure said Gliddon is a pillar of the church.

Bill w Wendy Vermeersch

“If there’s somebody who’s sick, he knows about it, he visits in a heartbeat. If there’s somebody that needs to drive somewhere, Bill’s going to do it,” McClure said. “He is an example of what every one of us should be doing and being in church.”

Gliddon also practices that altruism at home. He keeps a cooler at the front of his driveway, stocked with water bottles for people passing by.

Ever-engaging Bill

“If you really follow the Christian example, you don’t think of yourself as much as you think of other people,” Gliddon said. “If you’re helping other people, it makes you happy because you’re making them happy. I think that’s the way. If the world was like that, it would be great.”

He said the event was not about him, but the whole community.

“This is what life is all about is being a family. And we are a wonderful family in this community,” Gliddon said. “We are so blessed to live in this beautiful spot.”

Hurray for Hilda

{based on article in the Echo)

Hilda Clark, seen here in 2014, died Wednesday, August 7. Her church, her family and the wider community remember her as a passionate advocate, organizer, historian and conversationalist. Besides her powerful presence within the local church, her family says she was dedicated to her nieces and nephews and their children, providing them with cultural experiences and plenty of love and attention. She was 86.

 “Hilda was a beacon of light in her community,” Teralyn Phipps wrote in her eulogy to her great-aunt delivered by Fr. Ken at her funeral last Saturday.

“She pledged her life to supporting the community of Wilberforce in so many ways. Many of us go through our entire lives wondering what our ‘purpose’ is; not Hilda. She knew her purpose. Her purpose was leadership in service of others, supporting a friend or family member in need and giving to those less fortunate.”

You can read the Echo’s entire story here.